As promised, here are the answers to the riddles.
1. "How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?"
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
2. "How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?"
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
3. "How many IBM engineers does it take to change a burnt out light bulb?"
None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
Maybe you can put these in your avoiding-awkward-conversation-arsenal. Anyone got anything better?
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